A little bit about my past

I decided to reveal a few facts about my past that most of you might not know during an MSN conversation today.  I decided to let you all in on a part of the conversation just so you know a little bit more about me. 

Erin says: 

hey i just found my hs diploma

Kelly says:

Wow, you graduated. What was that like?

Erin says:

boring and stupid..i also found some G.I. Joes

Kelly says:

Cool.

Kelly says:

I never graduated. I dropped out and toured with the circus for many years training monkeys to pick pockets.

Erin says:

wow...what was that like?

Erin says:

sounds terribly exciting.

Kelly says:

It was pretty good. I only got about half of what the monkies would steal off of people, but it was enough to keep me in food and comic books.

Erin says:

that's good.

Kelly says:

Yeah, but you know it was a hard life. I left after my girlfriend at the time, who was a merrmaid, got samonila and died.

Erin says:

aww that's so sad..I'm sorry she died..that must have been so hard on you.

Kelly says:

Yeah it was. Especially since I had already installed a bathtub in my bed in the trailer I lived in so we could sleep together. I never got to use it because she had fin rot.

Erin says:

tisk tisk..fin rot...what a horrible fungal infection

Kelly says:

That's when I left the circus and my top earning monkey and me invested in a small startup internet company called Google. However I was trusting and we put all the stocks into his name because monkies don't pay income taxes and then once Google went public he cut me out.

Kelly says:

So now I work at a pet store teaching cats to read the Bible.

Erin says:

that's horrible...you should know better then to trust monkeys.

Erin says:

cats reading the bible wow...what a chore